Poster for The Night Watchmen

TMDB20171h 30mComedy / Horror

The Night Watchmen

Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

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TMDB audience score

Based on 149 votes

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Availability in the UK

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The Night Watchmen at a glance

Worked out from the film's TMDB record and its United Kingdom provider listings. These are facts about the data, not a review.

Runtime

Standard length · 1h 30m

At 1h 30m it sits between 90 minutes and two hours.

Genres

Comedy · Horror

TMDB files it under comedy and horror.

UK availability

2 free · 1 to rent

Not listed on a subscription service. Free or ad-supported on Filmzie and W4free. Listed to rent from 1 store.

TMDB audience score

5.0 / 10 on TMDB

TMDB users rate it 5.0 out of 10 across 149 votes, a mixed audience score. That is a moderate sample of voters.

Why watch The Night Watchmen tonight

It is a regular evening's length at 1h 30m.
It is free to watch on Filmzie and W4free in the UK.
There is a trailer on this page if you want a look first.

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